crystalzelda:

(calls police) hello officer I would like to report a crime. nick keeps releasing korra clips without korra in it. what do you mean “who’s nick”

(via ebonynightwriter)

"Honestly, I think that I cheer on anybody who is living their life on their own terms and wearing what they want to wear and representing what they want to represent. I think that no other female artist should be able to tell me to wear less clothes and I’m not gonna tell any other female artist to wear more clothes. You know what I’m saying? As long as it’s their idea, and they’re expressing their sexuality or they’re expressing their strength or it makes them feel like a woman to perform a certain way or dress a certain way. I just think that as long as it’s coming from them and they’re living their life on their own terms, I cheer them on. Honestly."
- Taylor Swift on not “acting up” like Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears (via immabefearless)
cocainedollarbillsandmyhlp:

toby-is-life-blog:

erens-shotalevi:

xxspiritkeeperxx:

vriskakarkat:

theknightsoftimeandblood:

digitallyimpaired:

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!
If you have already seen this, you can’t go back.
You see that figure in the background? It is a ghost. An evil one. 
If you don’t reblog this, that ghost will come into your room.
and kill you.

oh shit
i didnt know hella jeff was real

hella jeff the killer

*Violently pushes you down the stairs where you crack your head and die*
Ḭ̮̼̪̞̭̙̥̗͚̫̮ͥ́ͯͫͭ̑͋͐ͯ̒̐͂̄ͤͥ̾̿̄͋ͅͅ ̜̲͙̫͇̞͙̠̜̗̗͈ͦͭ̽͛̈̒̋̈́͋ͦ̑̆̈́͂̌̆̚ͅW̜͈̠͓͚̳̟̻̲̺̳̺͎̻̪̭̋̈́ͭ̋̿̊͑͋ͥͥͬ̂ͅA̗̮̝̙̱̝̘̳̼͚͖͇̣̱͎̮ͪ̀́͒ͥ̅ͪ̇͐R̬̥̗̤̮̯̬̋ͮ̀͒̽̍́̇ͧͬ͑̈̌̉ͩ͊̐͋N̜̭̖͕͍͈̟̠̜̻͍ͤ̔͒͗̏ͬͫ͗ͪ͒̓E̗̰̘͖̟͍̦͍͈͕̝̪̲̱̙̾̇̅̋͑̉̽̅̂D̤̭̠̰͚̖̪̂̈̅͌̿ͭ͒̓̒ͯͦ͋ͧ͆̐̃͗̐̏ ̳̻̺͈̜̗̬̦̂͂ͩ͐͛̒͋ͯ͆ͣ͛Y͕͔͚̫̗̜̣͈̮̲̲̫̺̬̭͍̊̎ͨ̔̄̽Ö͖̦͚̥̝ͮ̿̽̋̌̆͌̓̀̚Ȕ̺̖̼̰͔̟̝̰̗̼̙͓͍̰͔̠̭̰̟̐̏̃ ̖͇̥̊ͣͧͤͦ͐̆ͤͅǍ͖̱̩̠̘͓̻͙̰̭̗ͮ̿ͤ̅̈ͣ̂͛ͯB͕̮̘̘̩͈̱̹͈̣̪̖̜̙̼̺̮̠͌͑̈́ͪ̽̂̏ͤ̈̋ͦ̒͐̌̀̚O̱̠̗̲̞͕̹̰̘ͤͣ͂̃͆̽̓̅̒̾ͫ̊͛ͩU̼̗̬̦̳̹͎̣̦͚̪̪͓̿̔̐̓͗ͫ̈́̓̆̉̐ͯ̋͂̚Ť̲͇̼̖̫̼̻̻̔ͨ̑͂̅́̄̾ͧͪͫ̈̄̌ͭ̀̒ ͓̺̻͉ͮ̄́͆ͯT͙̩͕̮̱̫͚̱̜̪̥̅ͯ̃͂̊́̍̆ͅͅͅH̺̟̲̜̲͈̗̖͙̪̲͔̠̦̲̦̍ͬ̊ͤͥ̄̈̏ͨͤ̓̑ͅE͈͍͎͈͔̙͈̖̻͎̝̟̮̟̫̥̯̒̈͗͌ ͎̜͔͎̪̩͇̻͔̲̩͚̾ͣͪͧ̈́ͮ̈̓ͨ͐̒̍Ś̥̣̹̤̗̩̟̳̳͖̗̦̘͆̓ͧ̂̈́̈́T̫͖̩̺̩̪͍͐̄͗ͤ̀̇̓̆̊ͮ̽̐̌̓ͅǍ̻͖̼̪̪̣̰̹̹̐ͥͪ̃̽̇Ḭ̟͖̠̰͖͇͈͇̺̟͈̮͒̂̒̏̎̈͂͂R̠̫̭͙͎̳̻ͥ̐ͯ̎ͧͧ͐͆̊͒͛ͮ̇S͙͓̩̦̓̅ͥ̈̉ͮ̐͒̍,̬͇̻̬͇̦̱ͨ͂ͮ̀̓̓ͥͧ̇͗̍̐̓ͩ̍͑͋̌ ̤̤̙̳̭̣͔͎̫͔͙͉͖̪̹̱̲̭ͣ̎͒͐̏ͣ́ͅB͕̹̦̦̟̫ͨ̈́̔̂ͭ̎́ͣ͌̊̿̌̉ͣR̯͉̠̱̜̖ͥ͑͐̍̓ͪO̪̪͖̩̳̳͈͇̓̏ͩ̈

I’m not taking chances

CRAP CRAP CRAP

IM SORRY IM PARANOID

cocainedollarbillsandmyhlp:

toby-is-life-blog:

erens-shotalevi:

xxspiritkeeperxx:

vriskakarkat:

theknightsoftimeandblood:

digitallyimpaired:

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!

If you have already seen this, you can’t go back.

You see that figure in the background? It is a ghost. An evil one. 

If you don’t reblog this, that ghost will come into your room.

and kill you.

oh shit

i didnt know hella jeff was real

hella jeff the killer

*Violently pushes you down the stairs where you crack your head and die*

Ḭ̮̼̪̞̭̙̥̗͚̫̮ͥ́ͯͫͭ̑͋͐ͯ̒̐͂̄ͤͥ̾̿̄͋ͅͅ ̜̲͙̫͇̞͙̠̜̗̗͈ͦͭ̽͛̈̒̋̈́͋ͦ̑̆̈́͂̌̆̚ͅW̜͈̠͓͚̳̟̻̲̺̳̺͎̻̪̭̋̈́ͭ̋̿̊͑͋ͥͥͬ̂ͅA̗̮̝̙̱̝̘̳̼͚͖͇̣̱͎̮ͪ̀́͒ͥ̅ͪ̇͐R̬̥̗̤̮̯̬̋ͮ̀͒̽̍́̇ͧͬ͑̈̌̉ͩ͊̐͋N̜̭̖͕͍͈̟̠̜̻͍ͤ̔͒͗̏ͬͫ͗ͪ͒̓E̗̰̘͖̟͍̦͍͈͕̝̪̲̱̙̾̇̅̋͑̉̽̅̂D̤̭̠̰͚̖̪̂̈̅͌̿ͭ͒̓̒ͯͦ͋ͧ͆̐̃͗̐̏ ̳̻̺͈̜̗̬̦̂͂ͩ͐͛̒͋ͯ͆ͣ͛Y͕͔͚̫̗̜̣͈̮̲̲̫̺̬̭͍̊̎ͨ̔̄̽Ö͖̦͚̥̝ͮ̿̽̋̌̆͌̓̀̚Ȕ̺̖̼̰͔̟̝̰̗̼̙͓͍̰͔̠̭̰̟̐̏̃ ̖͇̥̊ͣͧͤͦ͐̆ͤͅǍ͖̱̩̠̘͓̻͙̰̭̗ͮ̿ͤ̅̈ͣ̂͛ͯB͕̮̘̘̩͈̱̹͈̣̪̖̜̙̼̺̮̠͌͑̈́ͪ̽̂̏ͤ̈̋ͦ̒͐̌̀̚O̱̠̗̲̞͕̹̰̘ͤͣ͂̃͆̽̓̅̒̾ͫ̊͛ͩU̼̗̬̦̳̹͎̣̦͚̪̪͓̿̔̐̓͗ͫ̈́̓̆̉̐ͯ̋͂̚Ť̲͇̼̖̫̼̻̻̔ͨ̑͂̅́̄̾ͧͪͫ̈̄̌ͭ̀̒ ͓̺̻͉ͮ̄́͆ͯT͙̩͕̮̱̫͚̱̜̪̥̅ͯ̃͂̊́̍̆ͅͅͅH̺̟̲̜̲͈̗̖͙̪̲͔̠̦̲̦̍ͬ̊ͤͥ̄̈̏ͨͤ̓̑ͅE͈͍͎͈͔̙͈̖̻͎̝̟̮̟̫̥̯̒̈͗͌ ͎̜͔͎̪̩͇̻͔̲̩͚̾ͣͪͧ̈́ͮ̈̓ͨ͐̒̍Ś̥̣̹̤̗̩̟̳̳͖̗̦̘͆̓ͧ̂̈́̈́T̫͖̩̺̩̪͍͐̄͗ͤ̀̇̓̆̊ͮ̽̐̌̓ͅǍ̻͖̼̪̪̣̰̹̹̐ͥͪ̃̽̇Ḭ̟͖̠̰͖͇͈͇̺̟͈̮͒̂̒̏̎̈͂͂R̠̫̭͙͎̳̻ͥ̐ͯ̎ͧͧ͐͆̊͒͛ͮ̇S͙͓̩̦̓̅ͥ̈̉ͮ̐͒̍,̬͇̻̬͇̦̱ͨ͂ͮ̀̓̓ͥͧ̇͗̍̐̓ͩ̍͑͋̌ ̤̤̙̳̭̣͔͎̫͔͙͉͖̪̹̱̲̭ͣ̎͒͐̏ͣ́ͅB͕̹̦̦̟̫ͨ̈́̔̂ͭ̎́ͣ͌̊̿̌̉ͣR̯͉̠̱̜̖ͥ͑͐̍̓ͪO̪̪͖̩̳̳͈͇̓̏ͩ̈

I’m not taking chances

CRAP CRAP CRAP

IM SORRY IM PARANOID

(via 718baby)

quasi-normalcy:

herotterness:

jaclcfrost:

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!

Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?

(via the-invisible-turnip)